1/18/00 (6:19 am) - i am being hosted by the french, yes, i know the french are dirty pieces of shit, but arent we all. this site wont last long i will admit seeing as how they said no english sites allowed (i think, the application was in french). anyway, no new computer anymore, my aunt is taking it because her printer doesnt work with our old one, OH NO! she cant buy a new printer! god FUCKING FORBID! she didnt even fucking pay for our old computer, she is the biggest whiniest bitch ive ever fucking met in my entire life. i got sum new sick ass pics. ill upload sumtime, but i have to wait until i lose this comp. im fuckin editing in notepad right now. rarr

1/21/00 (8:50 am) - i seem to have deleted my old main html page. ok, with my ereet hacking skills i have gotten rid of the fortunecity banner thing at the top of my page, hence, i have 20 megs of space, no banners or popups, ftp access, and a fast connection. problem being i only have the main and menu pages on fortunecity at the moment, so live with the SolcitiesUK ads on all the other pages, i out tiggaz

1/23/00 (3:54 pm) - after being violently piss drunk and making old women gag at IHOP talking about herpes and genital warts in food, i decided it was time to come home and take a HUGE shit. and the 2nd shit is coming around soon. i hope theres no school tomorrow, the hallucinagen lsd and rum and woodchuck didnt mix well and i was just plain fucked out of my mind. even though the acid didnt work =(  i was all hopin for a good first trip. i got my colors back, i had the color code on my old comp and now i got it back. i got some new SICK ASS shit. these new pics will make you turn in your beds at night and either whack off or puke (personally i'd whack off). and to chris weismann or however you spell your name, i've never seen someone cry out for attention like that. talking shit on guestbooks for this prolonged amount of time is just transparently you trying to get attention. because if you had a problem with someone, tell them to meet you somewhere and have an all out brawl. this grape juice tastes like iced tea. no ones called me in so long and im so happy.

1/24/00 (4:56 pm) - i havent put anything in the old news section for a long time. anything interesting happen today? a bus driver kept honking so people threw snowballs at her. i am going to change my counter and my polls because i have a certain poser (no offense) =(  which doesnt please me. get your own goddamn ideas.

1/26/00 (9:43 am) - i suppose the snow days are accumulating. we're probably gonna be delayed tomorrow. someone cheer me up. there will be more pics today i guess.

1/26/00 (8:09 pm) - i just atheized a christian chatroom on mIRC, and the conversation will go in the stories section but for a few days you can click it HERE!#!#!!#@!@ fuck those christian swine. you have to understand that anything that makes me sound like i believe in god in the text is just to make them keep talking.

1/27/00 (12:28 pm) - the stories and pics be kickin. on my quest to battle jesus i have instigated many, and i also told my diarrhea stories. pics are abundant and laugh eminating. poor zoomer has disappeared, i know weall kept him close to our hearts. ill be putting up something really odd about Jeeves, he likes his porn hot n steamy.

1/27/00 (7:56 pm) - more pics, and a little programming link for all the aol hackers out there above the news. that COLD SPAM thing. i was going to say something important but i forgot. new layout perhaps?

1/28/00 (7:28 pm) - anyone like the new threads. i dont like a skinny bottom frame, no fun. almost every single icon download was messed up but the account was intact so i re-linked them and they all work fine. for any ao-hax0rs out there i re-uploaded the aol pr0gg1es. i also had quite a conversation with vox about bands selling out all the time, every single one WILL sell out sooner or later, but he won. i am out of space for images, hence i have to make a new angelfire site, which i found out i had 5, so im going to try and get like 15 megs of space for it and get new shitfor you all. g'day, patrick carman, ask if i can spend the night tomorrow, or DIE! and get drugs, like cordisidon or sumthin

1/29/00 (12:42 pm) - revamped the guestbook, sign it =(  new pics of midgets playing basketball and what not, lots of funny shit, sotries section has like 50 chat logs of me being stupid. i guess the links will be updated if i had the iconoclast logo ;x  joe zang's guestbook has 7 entries already! sumone start fighting. pat, im calling you right now

1/31/00 (2:43 pm) - tomorrow starts a new month so vote on that t75 thing for me =)  and did i mention i uploaded new porn videos of men fucking plush dolls? the blayzeblow thing will make you horny on plush dolls though so beware. my creative juices run low, give me ideas, i have gone according to the poll on what to put up on my site, and i need a new poll, etc etc, if you have any stories or anything amusing send em to me.

2/1/00 (8:07 am) - im putting ryan harveys songs up and i suppose uploading sum files. i need a new poll, and you gotta vote on the t75 thing cuz its a new month. and duck didnt clear the old documents thing in the start menu, and my dad uses the computer in the morning and there was shit like hot nipples, n cumsex or sumthin, so he's going to come home and get all pissy.

2/1/00 (3:58 pm) - click the t75 thing, or just click HERE. i am putting up more ao-h4x0r1ng pr0gg135, theres a new rant, new porn avi's in the files section, going to be another tutorial in the visual basic section. my new slogan is "more content than you can shake a stick at" because that sounds like sumthin a hick would say. i felt bad for sarah ferguson so im not going to put the ted thing up, and i want the woman sucking dog's cock movie checo has, so upload it pachenco, rofl. mr enders called him ryan pachenco. whew, and he said his nickname (tigger) out loud to the whole class. amusing.

2/1/00 (10:55 pm) - more content than you can shake a stick at. i put out =X out of 110 downloads in the files section 110 work, so fuck you people who say they didnt.

2/2/00 (3:33 pm) - i wish i still knew that plush doll porn site, im going to look for that old sick porn disk i used to have right now, brb.

2/2/00 (3:38 pm) - i guess my parents threw it away, it had all my good dog and horse shit. anyway, im downloading shit right now to upload. and ill have an assload of new files soon enough. send me songs or rants, pics, your link, files (checo i want the dog avi) etc, this is a site for all people. i got banned from making new aim accounts for like another 3 months cuz certain people in this household continue to make aim's =(

2/2/00 (4:26 pm) - and once again i come upon the computer, apparently bananas with ebola have entered the united states and people are dying. ANYWAY! 450k of new pics most likely today and like 3 megs of new applications n shit in the files section, thise is just hopeful. i suggest you do NOT look at the new pics unless you have a strong stomach. if you were nice youd click the T75 voting thing, everyone says they do, then i look at the votes and see nothing. i just want to be #1, is that so bad, just for once. o yea, im taking half the art down.

2/3/00 (2:49 pm) - because im such a hacker i have the new pics of aol 6.0, it fixes all the computer destroying properties of aol 5.0 and incorporates AIM into the im's and adds smiley faces. fuck aol. anyway, new sounds, i have nothing else to upload.

2/5/00 (12:33 am) - the devils work means that my site is sick and perverted, against the church =( i dont believe in any kind of supreme being hellish or heavenly. new vb tutorials, and new aol prizoggies. enjoy, new poll too

2/6/00 (1:13 pm) - i dont have a connection to the internet so ill actually put this page up when i do, a lot of shit is updated, i gotta upload like 10 more megs of shit and then ill chill for a bit. fuckin vote for me. i have officially run out of room to store pics. i had 2 angelfire accounts and both are filled up.

2/6/00 (9:57 pm) - im uploading more, a few new aol's, new stories, new movie things, aol prizoggies. i got 100 megs of space with no banners so im chillin, and i refuse to tell you where, muhahahahahahahaha. o yea, new VB tutorial

2/7/00 (3:52 pm) - due to some minor link stealing i had to delete files from the files section, hence do not hold me to my not 1 dead link ideal. the files will be up promptly and i would just like to say....DONT FUCKING STEAL MY BANDWIDTH. this will just result in me losing ftp accounts and files which i wont upload again. anyway, its been 2 weeks since i applied for more space on angelfire and i havent gotten shit in return, i upped 5 megs of regular pics like pokemon to angelfire so they wouldnt kill it and give me 5 more megs hence i would have 10 megs of space on it for your ghastly sick pics. sign the gb vote for me etc, even though i know you wont do it. i can graduate now, woohoo! but i still need english and social studies, so i have the choice of having 2 periods next year then having off the rest of the day or going to bullshit classes. this is el spouto signing off.

2/8/00 (4:22 pm) - pics ahoy will be uploaded, the upload logs i do are a bitch n a half to put up so im not gunna do it much anymore. well, never again. i just wanted to prove to sum disbelievers that i do upload and dont steal links. new sick ass pics will be up, im going to type the true to life story of the tigger crew tonight or sumthin, its long as hell. im sleepy

2/9/00 (8:23 pm) - im reuploading the porn avi's cuz a lot dont work, and im putting up new files. the new layout is ok i suppose, but ima need sumthin new and smaller.

2/10/00 (7:49 pm) - boredom, hmmmm

2/13/00 (4:12 pm) - applying for job with pat n joe, hooray. ive been hearing my site is unaccessible to anyone but me. i however, do see more hits everyday hence it is a localized problem. might be the new frames.

2/14/00 (3:10 pm) - the sites going to hell folks, i needa new poll, new stories anything, you lazy fucks. netscape was incompatible with the site so i am saying this, get fuckin IE 4.0 or above, or you cant use this site pretty much at all. the downloads and visual basic section WONT work for people with netscape. sorry. fuck netscape, get a good browser.

2/16/00 (3:14 pm) - everyone already knows how my 1st day at work went so im not gunna waste space with it. everything should work on netscape except for the sound now. sumone reported that VB4 was deleted so guess what, im reuploading it@! itll only take me an hour to do. so dont give me shit about broken links, fuckin report them. theres a bug in my juice, that kinda sick. checo found the best site on earth - http://www.blackdick.com - white men, black dicks. i have money now so my sister can buy me cigarettes! yay@!@!@ anyway, i am in a large amount of need for VB tutorials, and if you find a site with them or have sum shitty or good ones, send em in, include info because i dont want to have to review them myself.

2/17/00 (4:27 pm) - ummmm, fixed the celtix update link. more porn avi's in the files section. im working tomorrow, saturday and sunday, so dont expect any updates. long ass hours. if you have a color scheme you think would look good for me, mail me with it, links, text, and all that.

2/18/00 (11:53 pm) - me duck n pat quit tonight. so all in all i made like 42$ minues the 8$ for the shirt. we just got in ou regular clothes and i had to say that we were quitting cuz the owner is big n scary and no one else would. then sally the manager calls my house and says she quit and is filing a law suit against the owner and i hit on her and we got off the phone. so fun fun for us all. o yea, i smashed the salt shakers, woohoo! ill do art and AVI updates later. and dont beat me on melanie's word tim, if you were looking at white men with black dicks youd laugh too

2/22/00 (3:35 pm) - i got this japanese rape movie shit. and now im downloading japanese people shiting egg yolk on frying pans and then eating the scrambled eggs. if i get time ill put it up. i was debating whether or not to put Lunchtime (abortion video) on the AVI's section, but it's just too sick. whelp, thats it for today, new pics tomorrow.

2/23/00 (1:20 pm) - damn stuffy nose etc finally got ahold of me. sum juicy farts too. reuploading VB4 while i have the time, i should make a new links page but apparently theres a tubesteak boycott and im too lazy to change anything if anything happens. i understood that in my head.

2/24/00 (5:19 pm) - gday folks, i really need a new poll. i suppose a few new art things will be up, but they arent sick in any way. new colors.

2/25/00 (4:00 pm) - unfortunately, angelfire has decided to delete my pics. fortunately, i have decided to upload them again. so keep on doing what your doing.

2/26/00 (8:35 pm) - dorky me has come back home after quite the night, very exciting cops and benches and food oh my.

2/28/00 (3:51 pm) - new movies on the way, new poll, new quotes, new pics. just hold your horses.

2/29/00 (5:30 pm) - leap year! new rants.

3/4/00 (8:47 pm) - had quite a night last night, new art and games and fonts coming your way

3/7/00 (11:58 am) - another great few days, whew. ok, new art, and i think thats it

3/9/00 (8:23 pm) - a mad update, it was literally angry, art, tutorials, apps, shtuff, god knows what else.

3/13/00 (5:02 pm) - did my E, had fun, smoked up, amazingly hung out with scott duncan, macked my shit at johnny c's got 2 digits from there, macked my shit with an suv full of peep's in their 20's got a condom from them, and hung out with them at a bowling alley =X. lets see...i got a job, worked on saturday. freakdanced people today. gotta work tomorrow. uploaded sum things today. sorry i dont update much anymore, but shit happens. im sre other hectik things happened in the past few days, but i cant remember. joe went weed crazy and started throwing chewed up stems at me. then he knocked the cherry off the joint and blamed it on the non existant wind. fun for the whole family.

3/19/00 (8:44 pm) - i now say hello to the new spoutcast, but this page wont be up for awhile

3/22/00 (4:48 pm) - uploaded today, i love wendy. reuploaded adobe 4 for pat, and got mad shizznits

3/23/00 (5:25 pm) - huge fight at my house, musta been 75 people or sumthin here. Im not going to take sides on who won, they both got good hits in and the dispute isnt settled. but im uploading shit that got deleted. new gbook too.

3/24/00 (3:46 pm) - justin came over and duck threatened him etc, so im puttin new pics up today or tomorrow before i go out. i also uploaded shit from school, they blocked fortunecity now so im uploading through theglobe.com