DIARRHEA

so i drink all this hot sauce, and im chillin, then BAM, i know im ready to start spewing shit in my pants. 
so im running to the bathroom and i didnt even get the chance to plant my ass on the seat and it burts 
out like a baby or sumthin. it hits the back of the seat lid thingy, ricochet's onto the mirror, my sisters 
glasses, the bathtub (even though the doors were shut, hence it had to go over them) and all over the 
floor and toilet. but not one teaspoon full got into the toilet bowl. i sure as hell wasnt going to clean it 
up so i wipe my ass (which was amazingly clean) and called my mom, and she was all pissed, and i went 
and watched TV

so i'm in school. i ate pepperacini's (which contibute greatly to most stories) during the long morning 
wait to goto school. before lunch i went to the nurse and said i might have diarrhea cuz i was having 
stomach problems and my stomach was gurgling (literally, i could feel the bubbles). she wouldnt give 
me jack shit for it so i went to lunch where james rosenberg gave me sum antacid's which he had for 
some odd reason. in the middle of lunch after chris hurley laughed at how he wanted to see me shit my 
pants, i had to shit REALLY bad, i ran out of the bathroom and mr. persico said he couldnt unlock the 
bathroom door. so im running to the next bathroom trying to squeeze my cheeks together and fearing 
being stopped by administration for having no pass.  i get in the bathroom position my ass above the 
seat and LET LOOSE! it went all on the back and sides of the stall, and the heavy shit went in the toilet 
bowl. i told pat carman about it later that day and he saw the shit. then i took all the boys in my 7th 
period class to see and they almost puked. 
***SIDE NOTE*** PEPPERACINI SHITS ARE GREEN AND SMELL REALLY BAD

pat jura wanted to witness a pepperacini shit so i went in the bathroom in towson town center. 
(i had eaten many pepperacini's that day). so i go in a stall and start shitting on the side of the bowl, 
so it wont go down when the toilet flushes, and it burns like HELL! im saying "oh man, it burns" but 
what i didnt know was that a man had entered the bathroom silently and pat was pretending not to 
know me. the guy started looking into the stall to see what was going on but after he couldnt see he 
started leaving, i left the stall and saw him walking away and i was like "SHIT!" then pat saw the 
green/yellow shit and started screaming. THE END!

i went in the handicapped bathroom and shit green all over the floor, felt bad and covered it with a 
paper towel