Long Fingernails.
sometimes i grow my fingernails out because i like to have long fingernails.
they get the job done for various things like getting the plastic out
of a cap of sprite. But people crowd around me and say how sick long fingernails are.
i dont understand that, short fingernails are exactly the same and have less purpose 
than long ones. not to mention that long fingernails are quite smooth. what used
to be sick was when i would cut my nails into a triangle, so there would be a sharp
point at the end, that was just odd, i did that for a year and though it would suck 
to have them normal, but i cant stand triangle cuts anymore. How come if girls have 
long nails its pretty (unless they are grotesque and huge)? mine only grew like a 
half inch before they came off the last time i grew them out. you can sell an inch 
of nail for about 250$ at john's hopkins, does that give it a purpose too? yes! ok 
this is a stupid rant, but wait for another one.