ayo matrix: JASON! ack, please say u were in towson today
US Vandal: yes....shit man, what happened to you?
everyone things you're a vegetable now or something!
ayo matrix: ive been in drug rehab the hospitable
ayo matrix: taking cops down
ayo matrix: all that shit
ayo matrix: but what HAPPENED to me
ayo matrix: i remember duck saying "ryan's shoes are blue!" then i am 
inthe middle of 10 cops at the commans
ayo matrix: commons
US Vandal: well, you left ducks, tried to rob exxon by jumping over 
the counter, went outside when the guy made you leave, told bob to 
"play that song again!" and ran away and no one saw you after that.
ayo matrix: are u serious?
ayo matrix: thats why the cops got me! damn
ayo matrix: i was apparently under a tree at 12:00 saying it was too 
damn hot
ayo matrix: then i remember hitting on the hottest cop in the world
ayo matrix: themim in the hospital being injected with shit
ayo matrix: then im*
ayo matrix: whyd they let me leae, that was a shitty thing to do
ayo matrix: leave
US Vandal: wow.
you really did yourself in this time friend.
poor guy...
i don't know.
they thought you'd be ok.
they were wrong.
ayo matrix: 12 pills while on robitussin
ayo matrix: ill be back in a month
ayo matrix: just have to goto drugcounseling, i can still have 
friends oer, and they can spend the night now!
ayo matrix: woohoo!
ayo matrix: im going to rite aid or sumthin tomorrow get sum 
ehhhh, whatever that drugs called
US Vandal: woah.
you're crazy dude.
but i gotta give ya credit for being so damn tough.
milk it for all its worth.
get them to feel sorry for you and let you do whatever...
ayo matrix: tough about what?
ayo matrix: getting real fucked up and knocking over gas stations
ayo matrix: thats all ducks fault though
ayo matrix: she kept saying it gets robbed all the time
US Vandal: just keeping at it when everythings fucked up.
ayo matrix: yea! the american dream!
ayo matrix: i told the drug couselore i was doing bud so he wouldnt 
laugh at mefor being on robo
ayo matrix: and dramamine
ayo matrix: and when the cops tried to search my pockets i said
ayo matrix: "get the fuck outta my pants or youll be pullin back a 
stump bitch"
ayo matrix: that was the high of my evening, how went yours
US Vandal: thats AWESOME!!!
i wiwsh i could have fucking SEEN THAT!
hellz yeah man, you're my new hero.
ayo matrix: yay