Who Says U Can't Be Violent On Drammamine?
The story of matt's courageous attempt to beat all odds


i was on robo when i took 12 drammamine pills which i should have only taken 9, the last thing i remember in ducks house is duck saying 
"ryans shoes are blue!" then i was in the middle of 10 cops who kept screaming "WHAT ARE YOU ON!". i told them that since i was pretty 
fucked up and im either going to jail or getting picked up by my parents that we should make the most of that night. i dont know if the rest 
was a hallucination, but i asked the cops to race me and i called it "trained cop vs druggie kid race" and i beat the cop. then i started hitting 
on the hottest cop ive ever seen, i blacked out, and my parents were there (which later they said that i was complaining about the heat at 
midnight and i took shelter under a tree) the cops found me crawling on the ground, and jason and checo said i jumped over the counter 
at exxon and got kicked out. after that the cops said i should goto the hospital and my mom and aunt took me there. they said i was petting 
my dog in a drawer of a hospital desk. then the doctors stuck me with needles and injected me with shit and took blood n shit, which hurt 
like a bitch cuz the idiot kept missing the vain. then the counselor comes in and asks me questions, and i told him i was smokin weed so he 
wouldnt laugh at me for doing non-real drugs. then i met the hottest nurse in the world and hit on her a little while she kept asking what 
i was really on. then i blacked out came back when we got home, shut down the computer and went to sleep at 4:00. i wanted soup but 
my aunt wouldnt make any and she made fun of me later. yesterday i found out from my mother that amazingly she has done robitussin, 
morphine, maybe more, i dont know. when i woke up the next day after the drug induced rampage, i thought it was all a dream. 
then i realized i was sleeping at duck's house, then i checked my arm and it had a bandage. so i just stayed in my room for the rest 
of the day and ate rotten pickles. 

i have recently found out that my mother was present when i was hitting on the female cop, and that i punched bob martin in the face 
when he tried to catch me at the gazebo.