The Tigga Crew
The gangstercized version of real towson/dulaney life as depicted by spøut
Well i would just like to start off by saying that all of this is true just
with more cuss words and
winnie the pooh characters. some is a play version, some is narraration.
Chapter 1 - Meet Tigger
Chapter 2 - Meet Rabbit
Chapter 3 - The Summer of Roo
Chapter 4 - The Summer In General
Chapter 5 - Junior Thugz Regulatin
Chapter 6 - The Benalution
Chapter 7 - Piggers
Chapter 8 - Tigger Is Regulated
Setting: 100 Acre Woods
Main characters: tigger, pooh bear, christopher robin, Eeyore, rabbit, kanga,
roo, dabe da dense turtle
Narrarator: Yo, there was some mad shits going on in the 100 acre forest not
too long ago. Mother fucking bitch ass tiggers running all over this biznatch.
So I suppose you wanna know what happened, you filthy cunt. Here we go..·´¯`·-.¸
Chapter 1 - Meet Tigger
Setting: 100 acre mall
Tigger: Aww shit dawg, mah bitch is comin up in here soon.
Roo: Fuck dat hoe, she don't like mah stylin jacket.
Tigger: Fuck it man, she puts out like a hurricane on crack, ima be in the
skins 10 minutes flat.
Roo: Then I guess I'll be out, you whipped piece of tigger shit.
Tigger: Fuck you, I aint whipped.
Roo: Peace out.
Chapter 2 - Meet Rabbit
A week later
Rabbit: I smoked up 5 times today man
Roo: shit, ever heard of sharing?
Rabbit: fuck that, lets go create some havoc
Roo: word
::Both thugs enter a T.G.I.Fridays::
::roo sticks out gun::
Roo: Hey bitch, don't scream or a bullet's goin in your mouth quicker than
mah dick.
Lady: don't shoot, take anything you want.
::rabbit stuffs pockets with mints::
Lady: OH NO! They stole mints!
::roo shoots her::
Roo: you lucky your ugly hoe, or id'a hit yo stank like a snake with a bum
leg.
::hooligans go on top of parking lot rook and throw mints into ongoing traffic,
havoc they did commit::
Chapter 3 - The Summer of Roo
The summer begins, roo, rabbit, and dabe da dense turtle (cuz he's real slow)
had been having many fun times with the substance marijuana. But soon roo
was at the 100 acre mall alone. What was roo to do? Common pharmacy brand
cold syrup medicines! Roo drank bottle after bottle of the disgusting syrup.
The woodland creatures could tell roo had a problem, but
he continued. He wasn't happy with the robo though, and advanced to other
cold medicines which did nothing for him. Roo
bacame violent and In need of that red shit. The March of Robo was upon him.
Ecery box was stolen from every store, if he had
money he would have gotten real drugs, 15 bottles in 1 week, he had to stop.
And he did for a short period of time, and got drunk
for awhile. He stayed at goose's house doing a little robo and drinking a
lot of vodka for a week. He was banned from the 100 acre
mall while intoxicated and he continued to drink the vile substances. Drammamine
was discovered and that was the end of the
summer of roo, sent to prison and fucked in the ass numerous times, not to
mention the minor brain damage suffered.
Chapter 4 - The Summer In General
After roo's disappearance and the chaos that ensued, things began to change.
Tigger's hoe was dropped and so was Eeyore's who's
hoe was goose. The regular ruff n tuff, lsd, weed, n xtsay type thugs had
decided the scene was old and never returned. Many thugs
were whipped by they bithes and they never returned either. The summer in
general soon came to an end.
Chapter 5 - Junior Thugz Regulatin
Though weakened greatly, the tigger crew was still at large and in charge.
Even if roo was locked up behind the corrupt system of
kanga. The benalution was to occur slowly but surely.
Chapter 6 - THE BENALUTION
Christopher Robin: I grow tired of these shit tiggers, I want them dealt with
Pooh: I'll take care of it hoss.
::at Eeyore's bus stop:: ::car stops::
Christopher Robin: GET HIM POOH!
Pooh: Hey bitch, put up your dukes and we're gunna have it out.
Eeyore: Who the fuck are you, talking to me like that?!
Pooh: I'm the sandwich man, you lanky nut hair.
::pooh's thugs crowd around him::
Eeyore: awwwww shit fella's, no need to get violent.
pooh-thug1: fuck you!
::rumble ensues until Eeyore is beaten and bloody on the ground::
Time: Next day at school
Giraffe: -to pooh- hey bitch, I heard you were pushing my boy around.
Pooh: hey man, this shit don't involve you
Giraffe: now it fuckin does, your marked shitface
Time: After School
::pooh, Christopher Robin, and their thugs go towards the bus's where Eeyore
is::
To roo and tigger: one of your boyz aint gunna be walkin soon!
The call for back begins.
Time: The next day
During school the tension is so thick you could cut it with a sleek slimy
2 toned dick. You can hear whispers in the hall of the
benalution. The school day ends. Perhaps 800 student, almost half the population
of dulaney, begin walking down to the field
where the rumble is to occur. The field was filled with bloodthirsty forest
creatures. Alas, it was not meant to be however,
badger cops came and busted that shit up, twas the end of the benalution.
Chapter 7 - Piggers
This will offend 3 or 4 people, but it has to be said. Don't think this is
just my view, I value all of these people friendships, but this
is the general feeling within all the animals of the 100 acre wood (besides
some people who just DON'T know).
Before the benalution even occurred, the piggers came about. Let me explain
the phrase pigger.
Pigger (noun) - A poseur tigger.
Poseur (noun) [Fr] - A person who assumes attitudes or manners merely for
their effect upon others.
Pieces of shit (noun, adj.) - Piggers
A tigger is a large generalization, you can be a jock, a yo, a punk, anything.
you just have to respect the beliefs of other and NOT
do things for the benefit of your own popularity, which I will explain in
firther detail soon enough. God knows I was a pigger at one
time, and some may think that I still am, but I don't give a shit, I know
im my own person, however, the 100 acre mall scene can
do things to people that I will give some leeway of. But here I go…..